San Jose House Hash Harriers

The Beer Drinking Club with a Running Problem!                           Founded February 3, 1979
                Latin America’s First Hash.

NEXT San José HHH Run #1351
SATURDAY June ?? 2010. x:00 pm
WHERE: Unknown!

Reportedely a Junket trip to Granada Nicaragua
is on for Weekend of July 23-25.

Call GM Foreskin (Josip) at Cells: 8395-9945 or 8396-8129
Home: 2280-5306

Or email him at : j_margetic@yahoo.com

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ESCAZU HHH; Runs EVERY Monday at 5 pm in or around the western San José suburb towns
of Santa Ana - Escazú area, 5-6 kms or 10-15 minutes west of S.J.
which can been reached via good bus services.
For more info go to www.escazuhhh.com

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---------------------Thoughts for the day------------------------

'If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?'

Honestly some folk will take offence at anything, I met a bloke with no legs
this morning while at the bus stop, all I asked was "How are you getting on?"

They reckon that Beer contains female hormones and I think they are right.
After 8 pints I talk shit and can't drive!

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To be included in our emails announcing both of Costa Rica's 2 HHH events:
Click Here: Contact the San Jose Hash House Harriers

WHAT ARE THE "HASH HOUSE HARRIERS" ABOUT?
For a bit of Hash History click here: Inside the Hash House Harriers

Financial Planning Lesson #1: (#2 further below)

Financial Planning Lesson # 2:
Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
“I may look like just an ordinary man,” he said to her, “but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $65 million!”

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three weeks later, she married his father and became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at financial planning than men.

ABOUT THE SAN JOSE HHH

The San José HHH runs EVERY OTHER SATURDAY usually at 4:00 pm if not sometimes earlier if a swimming pool or activity warrants it.

SJHHH pack of some 12 to 20 with member pedigree ranges from Costa Rican, U.S., British (English & Welsh), Canadian, Belgium to South African and Island Hoppers!
Due to hilly mountainous and sometimes rough terrain, darkness at 6 pm and pack ages, run distances are usually short compared to other hashes at 4-5 Km or 3 miles or so which result in 3/4 to 1 hr runs-walks.
Domestic Beers names range from world renown German style lagers of: Imperial, Pilsen and Bavaria to the locally brewed Dutch Suds of Heineken and generally have a 4.5% to 5 % alcohol content.
Most beers sell for about $2.00 in Bars and $1.20 in Supermarkets.
Hashing with SJHHH is usually bring your own brew and food if at a private venue

or buy your own if at a Public Establishment i.e. Bar / Restaurant.

Hares at private venues usually have some brew on hand (free or for sale) for those who forget to bring their own and for new boots who didn't read this.

For more info

GM Foreskin (Josip) Cells; 8395-9945 or 8396-8129

Home: 2280-5306

Or email him at : j_margetic@yahoo.com

For Tours in Costa Rica Contact: 2 time ex-GM "Hooligan": C.R. Tel. 2215-2162 or 2215-2163.
email: mike%paradisetours.com Change the % for an @.
Website; paradisetours.com. Add 'www.' to beginning.

Hooligan's U.S. Tels. # to C.R. : 1-352-505-2636 or 1-352-450-5268

(No International charges apply from U.S. & Canada.)

ESCAZU HHH; Runs every Monday at 5 pm around western San José suburb towns of Santa Ana - Escazú area, 5-6 kms or 10-15 minutes west of S.J. which can been reached via good bus services or contact us for help . For more info go to www.escazuhhh.com

Videos: Non-Hasher Down Down on You Tube - What if . . .?

Photos of Gilligan's Island Hash of May 10-11 weekend at San Lucas ex-penitentiary island follows below:

PHOTO of RUN 1300 CARIBBEAN HASH SPLASH
and
ATLANTIC BANANA TRAIN HASH WEEKEND .
OCT. 20-22, 2007

BUY 1300 RUN T-SHIRTS NOW - CHEAP!
Available in WHITE OR YELLOW 100% Cotton Cloth
For limited time available at $6 for 1 T-Shirt or 2 T-Shirts for $10.
Add estimated $5 shipping to the US or Canada.
Call Hooligan in C.R. via U.S. Tel #: 1-352-505-2636.

Por tiempo limitado hay camisetas de SJHHH para la venta a 2 x C5,000 o una x C3,000 en blanca y amarilla.
Apoye su Hash, ya que el precio actual es casi C1,200 mas abajo si hubiéramos hecho la ½ de camisetas.
¡Aproveche! El precio va a subir.
Todo recolectado es para reponer el gasto en las camisetas que puso el SJHHH.
From C.R. CALL HOOLIGAN AT C.R. Tel.: 2-215-2162 or 2163
Hooligan's U.S. Tel. # to C.R. : 1-352-505-2636.
(No International charges apply from U.S. & Canada.)

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